24 August 2008

there's something the bacon lobby doesn't want you to know...

you could of course watch the late night tv shows on the subject and pay some yahoo for his bacon industry secrets CD set... but I'll tell you right here for free. consider it one of my little services.

what is it? well. bacon is mostly fat. those white strips are not the other white meat.

there you have it. leave notes of gratitude and donations below. thank you thank you. really, you're too kind.

1 comment:

a2 said...

bacon has always been honest with me. it's a shame to see it playing with so many emotions that way.

Well, time for a bacon sandwich . . .